Congratulations
You have found my first secret page. Give yourself a quick pat on the back for being smarter than the average bear. You deserve it. Also, prizes.
You just solved a shifting caesar cypher. That’s impressive.
This page is one of twelve secret pages. The other eleven contain secret media that relates to the place you found the puzzle. To unlock the entire set, you will first need to find the other puzzles.
Before we get to your prize…
Join the elite.
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Claim your prize
Assuming that you were one of the first 100 people to solve my puzzle, you have unlocked a lifetime’s worth of hosting. This will cost you nothing beyond whatever domain name you want to use,
You get:
- Unlimited email boxes
- Unlimited space
- Unlimited bandwidth (within reason)
- Wild card subdomains or unlimited subdomains (see below)
- Unlimited MySQL or WordPress optimised
- Site builder and auto-installers or WordPress optimised
- Unlimited FPT accounts
- An easy to use control panel
To claim your prize, email me with the subject “Bumpkissflagypoop” stating the top-level domain name (example.com or example.co.uk or whatever) you own and want to use. Also, indicate if you want a general hosting account with all sorts of toys (like unlimited databases and unlimited subdomains) or a WordPress optimised account with fewer toys but faster WordPress (one database and wild card DNS should you want to use multisite).
If you don’t have a domain name, there are millions of places you can pick one up. If you register it at my TuCows reseller shop, I can do the domain pointing for you (if you ask me to).
Send the necessary information to this address:
You will know when I get around to checking this account (I’m not expecting many winners any time soon) because I will email you back. This will be to confirm that I have started to set up your account. I may need to ask for further details to complete the account creation process. So maybe whitelist my email address.
Once set up, you will be sent the details and the account will be yours to do with as you wish. Unless you join the elite mailing list, that will be the last time I email you.
BONUS Media
An extra entry from my new book, the fictional dictionary of bad language.
