Story: World Boxed

And lo, the god did look and hell had two villages. This was good and as it should be and not in any way a set-up for a worldwide invasion later. And then it was that the humans form Eden did see the island where the god keeps his sheep. …

A new age dawned, and this made it significantly easier to see. And the people took this as a sign that it was time to hop across the water with their boats and start a new village where they could chop down all those massive flowers. The god renamed the …

And, lo, darkness did cover the world and the god thought to himself, “I’m no fan of night cycles”. So the god went and checked out the heavens he had made. He beheld that they were still kind of nice to look at. He saw that unicorns had appeared in …

The god said to himself, “If these fools are going to grow crops, I’d better send rain or something.” And thus the first rains did fall, and the people elected a weather forecaster because getting soaked is not much fun. Then the god thought that the people might need help …

East of Eden, the god made a new land with lots of stuff that an empire might need. He filled this island with trees and cool animals. West of Eden, he made another land which was basic. Onto the basic land, he put some sheep. And lo, the god did …

In the beginning, the world box was without form and void. That’s because god hit pause while he figured out what to make. The god made hell, heaven, and a bit of land in the middle. He saw what he had made and said, “Yeah, that’ll do.” And he took …